What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:30

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
Why are French people known for having affairs?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Dr No
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
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-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.